Essays

How Do You Say "You’re an A**hole" Nicely in Finnish?

Loving, Living, Salmon Smoking

Aug 2 •

4 Things I’ve Learnt in a Finnish Sauna

Trigger warning: there's mention of nudity.

Jul 6 •

Comfort Eating in an Emergency

or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Being a Pound Shop Eckhart Tolle

Jun 14 •

A story about cutting trees, thick coffee, and love in Finland.

Jun 1 •

Recipes in the Age of Meme Capitalism

A Line Cook's Rant about Recipes... Again.

May 9 •

Midnight Train to Lapland

A little peak into an all too brief trip to Rovaniemi.

Mar 28 •

An essay about objects and loss and little colourful mugs

Mar 14 •

Why I Quit Marketing to Scrub Potatoes

or "How I Learned to Stop Worrying about Success"

Feb 14 •

The Immigrant and the Custard Bun

On being a stranger in a strange land

Feb 2 •

3 True Stories Concerning Coconuts

Sri Lanka, Brazil, England

Jan 24 •

A Line Cook's Rant about Chef Life

In which I think about how things might get better

Jan 17 •

A "How to Fail at Being Finnish" story

Jan 10 •

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