A Line Cook's Guide to Purée and Existentialism

Featuring a carrot purée that'll knock ya socks off

Vladimir: Let us not waste time in idle discourse! [Pause. Vehemently.] Let us do something, while we have the chance! It is not every day that we are needed… Let us make the most of it before it is too late! Let us represent worthily for once the foul brood to which a cruel fate consigned us! … What are we doing here, that is the question… We are not s…